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Fanny Flaps, Pig Eyes & Micro-Penises

A luxury cosmetic spa is offering customers a chance to look like their favourite president. (Read more)

Kim K with a third breast.
Kim K shocks fans

“Breast Summer Ever” with Kim K

The newly augmented celebrity showcased a third breast in a series of promotional posts for her clothing line, SKIMS. (Read more)

Experts weigh in on consumer spending.

Are People Eating Too Much?

Studies show that eating less can make your money go further- and that has government officials talking. (Read more)

Kid Rock examines RFK for ticks.

Secretary of HHS latest victim of lone star tick

In what some are calling a cruel twist of fate, Robert Kennedy Jr. has been diagnosed with alpha-gal syndrome, an allergy to meat and meat products. (Read more)

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Karoline Leavitt shows off dangerous set of new chompers.

The Press Secretary’s New Secret Weapons

The komodo dragon has many serrated, curved and blade-shaped teeth. “They’re also coated in a protective iron, and that’s what inspired the design,” Dr. Jehkul says. (Read more)


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Season 1 tracks the breaking news story of President Donald J Trump’s hospitalization. Will he make it out alive or is the mad king finally down for the count?

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